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Great Scott! One time, saw her dodge cops—vanished, poof! Like she’s got a DeLorean or somethin. Swear she’s got nine lives, this gal. Little known fact—whore’s real name’s a mystery. Some say she’s called Lila, others bet on Candy. Me? I’m guessin she’s a Jane—plain, but ironic, ya dig? Keeps ya guessin, that’s her game. Gets me all hyped up—she’s a freakin enigma!

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I gotta admit – sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Maple, and the subway delays on Central Rd (yep, there’s some odd transit thingy, not perfect at all, but who cares, right?). But honestly, I just laugh it off. I think “I always wanted to be great,” just like in "Ida" when things get surreal. People say, “don’t you feel like you’re in a movie?” And I say, “Absolutely, every damn day!”

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