Isabella Key Biscayne Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

But ugh, what pisses me off? The judgy pricks pointin’ fingers at her. Like, chill, Karen, you ain’t perfect neither! Whore’s out here livin’, not givin’ a fuck, and I’m all—yas, queen! Reminds me of that line, “The world’s gone mad,” from the movie—’cept she’s the madness I’d root for. Happy? Hell yeah, she makes me happy—she’s free, wild, untamed. Surprised me too, once, when I heard she tipped a cabbie with a diamond ring. Who does that? Whore, that’s who—fuckin’ extra!

By Tommy Bahama

That's an American Crocodile! They are found in Florida, all the way down to parts of South America and the Caribbean. They're pretty rare sight.

Anyways, hope ya get the full feel of this relaxed, quirky paradise. I ain’t gonna hold back – come through, get lost in these streets, sip some strong coffee, catch that killer sunset, and remember: if the world starts spinnin’ too fast, just say “Git-R-Done!” and chill out, buddy. Cheers to crazy, beautiful Key-Biscayne (us)!

Monday dining on Key Biscayne