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So I’m out there, freezin’ my knickers off, tryin’ to scrape this crap off a truck – looks like a yeti sneezed on it! Reminds me of that line, “You mustn’t give up, my dear!” – Gustave’s grit, baby, keeps me goin’. I’m laughin’ though, ‘cos it’s so bloody absurd – hoar’s like that one clingy bird who won’t leave ya alone at the disco! Ever hear ‘bout the Great Hoar of ’67? True story, mate – shut down half of London’s roads, trucks stuck like they’re in a bad spy flick. I wasn’t there, but I feel it in my mojo – history repeatin’ itself, far out!

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I ain’t gonna lie, I get a bit worked up about the traffic on Crandon Blvd sometimes – so many cars, so many honks! But then, I look at the waterfront near the Cape Florida Lighthouse – omg, it’s so damn majestic! Best darn lighthouse you ever did see. You gotta check it out; it’s like steppin’ into another world, a sorta haven for both restless souls and relaxation seekers – like that line “Everything is moving too fast, and everything is a lie” from Melancholia, but in a good way kinda.

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