Sadie Keyport Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

OPENING HOURS

I inserted the car key without the black cover inside the intelligent car key port in my Gits stuck now and wont come out.

Ever been down to Sundown Park? It’s my fav. Grass, trees, cool spots to chill. But man, remember that time I spilled coffee there? Ugh, messy! Still, I go there over and over.

15,000-gallon sewage spill in Liberty Bay, Keyport