Megan Kirkland Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Little known fact? She’s got this tattoo—tiny planet on her wrist, like *Melancholia*’s end-of-days vibe. Saw it when she handed me some janky report, all misspelled—13 typos, easy. I was like, “Whore, you blind?” She grinned, “Nah, just fast.” Surprised me, that wit. Thought she was all looks, no brains—wrong! She’s sharp, just don’t give a crap. Kinda respect that, y’know?

What's the point of Kirkland?

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Let me tell ya — my business opened near Market Place and it’s been a blast. Sure, people think my line of work is a bit on the wild side (haha, no shame!), but the bliss I see in my clients when I ease their aches? It makes every rough day worth it. Plus, Kirkland's like a tight-knit family. I’ve even had customers spill heartfelt stories about their new beginnings as they left my parlor, remindin’ me of that epic "there's gold in them thar hills" moment from The Royal Tenenbaums. You know what I mean, right?

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