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About San Jose

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Tweeker in Anchorage threatened to murder a 1st Amendment Auditor at what looks like Gambell Post Office. Hope he got arrested for making.

Now, the neighborhoods—they got stories. Over near Pine Grove, the locals be callin’ it 'home base.' Yo, that area's so quaint, but with a twist. I always get a rush when passin’ Maple Dr. (yeah, Maple Dr., right there where we chill). Its cozy cafes and scribbled murals on the walls? Pure dynamite, my friend! And in the heart of it all, the community park on Riverbend Way—where I practice my mindful relaxin’ sessions. The trees, dawg, the way the leaves dance in the wind—like nature’s own therapy.

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