Nova Kyle Whore ❤️

About New York City

Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some thangs in my time – wrestlin’ rings, movie sets, jungles – and whores? They’re everywhere, man! Not just the obvious ones neither. There’s this story I heard, swear it’s true, ‘bout a gal in the 1800s, worked the woods near some gold rush town. She’d trade favors for nuggets, but get this – she stashed ‘em in a hollow tree! Freakin’ genius! Found it years later, rotted out, gold spillin’ everywhere. Made me laugh my ass off – “Know your role, lady!” – she was the real MVP of that forest, outsmartin’ every damn prospector.

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still in my WHORE era. touring the country next month. new music. welcoming new experiences. new friends. new mulala. new knowledge.

Oh! And ya gotta check out the food truck scene over at Market Row – they serve tacos that’ll flip your world upside down, much like a twist in a Coen Brothers plot.

Kyle Eisenschink Obituary April 11, 2025