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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

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Hidden gem local restaurants? Copenhagen Corner in Laguna Niguel. This is my favorite. Such a nice family too! This place is very good, but make reservations at night. At Lunch time you can .

Iluv the random surprises. Yo, ever seen a tiny mural? Here, near Dampier Road, art shines bright. I sometimes get teary remembering smiles. I'm a counselor, I see hidden strength – just like that movie's twists.

NOLA bar pops up at Ritz-Carlton, Laguna Niguel for carnival season