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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know, like some real shady stuff. Bein’ an actuary, I crunch numbers all day, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, pal! I’m picturin’ it like somethin’ outta “The Royal Tenenbaums” – ya know, my fave flick. Like, what if Richie Tenenbaum, all moody and weird, went lookin’ for a hooker instead’a mopin’ over Margot? “I’m going to lose my mind,” he’d say, but with a dame on his arm, heh!

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Oh, and the streets? They whisper weird stories. King Street? Eh, not as famous but sneaky, full of local dives that serve the best poke—yumm, mouth waterin' true madness! Sometimes I wander Lost Street (I call it that, heh, lost, lost like in the movie) and might even forget where I'm headin'. But that's what's fun—the surprises!

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