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Hey, folks, listen up—here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, y’know, like in them old movies. My favorite? “In the Mood for Love”—damn, that flick’s got soul. Tony Leung, Maggie Cheung, all that quiet pinin’—makes me misty-eyed. So, picture this: me, ol’ Joe, strollin’ down some neon-lit street, lookin’ for a gal with that “flower-like” grace, like Maggie’s cheongsam swayin’ in the flick.

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Not every corner is lit, tho. Bruh, sometimes I get mad shit happen – like when the street lights on Crankin Blvd flicker like they're trippin’ – I mean, come on, right?! But those little glitches let you know the city’s alive with flaws and charm, kinda like life itself, unpredictable and kinda beautiful in its mess.

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