Jasmine Lakeway Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge—okay, maybe Plankton does—but me? I’m all about that live-and-let-live vibe. Whore’s out there hustlin’, makin’ clams, and I’m like, “You go, girl!” But then—BAM!—some crusty barnacle-heads start talkin’ smack, callin’ ‘em trash. Pisses me off! Why’s it always gotta be the lady takin’ the heat? Like, dudes be payin’ for it, but nah, they’re “just dudes.” Total bullshark!

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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is a political satire full of flirty fun and gusto. Based on a true story, the show tells of the demise of a brothel.

I remember one wild day near Riverview Square (oh, the square is chock full of quirky art installations and pop-up food trucks – a real slam dunk, I tell ya). I was counseling a friend and we ended up chatin' 'bout life’s ups and downs right there. Crazy moments, right? And I gotta say, every nook in Lakeway is like a live board meeting for your soul; no holds barred, with moments of intense epiphany like “Yi Yi: A One and a Two” quips – “Life moves fast, eh?” or somethin’ profound like that.

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