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Alright, so brothel—man, what a concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—a place where people pay for, y’know, *company*? Pretty, pretty good, right? But also—kinda nuts! Like, who’s runnin’ this joint? Some sleazy guy in a tracksuit? I bet he’s got gold chains, smells like cheap cologne—drives me up the wall! I mean, c’mon, it’s 2025, and we’re still doin’ this? I’m picturin’ WALL-E, that lil’ trash robot, rollin’ in—beep-boop— “What is this garbage?!” He’d lose his mind, all those humans payin’ for a quick “EVE” moment—y’know, somethin’ to love for five minutes.

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Your basic neighborhood bar. Clean restrooms, friendly bartenders and strong drinks. They have darts, video games, and a couple of pool tables.

Ohhh, and let me tell ya – Lamesa have quirks! Funk ranc smell sometimes near the old mill. But hey, that's life! I once met a legendary lover there. He told me, "Remember, "I must kill you" – but not literally!" Weird, right? Haha, trust me, it's memorable.

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