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About Phoenix

Now, I ain’t judgin’—live and let live, fam—but some shit pisses me off. Dudes struttin’ in, actin’ like kings, leavin’ girls hollow-eyed. Makes me wanna yell, “Man, you ain’t no hero!” Then there’s the girls—some laughin’, some cryin’, some just numb. One time, heard a story ‘bout a madam in New Orleans, 1800s, who spiked the whiskey with opium—kept the johns comin’ back, droolin’ like fools. Smart hustle, but damn, that’s cold. Surprised me, tho—thought I’d seen it all.

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Experience · U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Graphic. Supervisory Agent/Deportation Officer. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

Okay, real talk: I get kinda mad sometimes. Like, when traffic piles up near the Lampasas Regional Medical Center (yep, right smack in the middle of chaos) — I’m like, "C'mon, come on, no capes, no nonsense!". And then I'm bright as a whip when I hit my favourite dive bar, Rusty’s. Cheap drinks, loud laughs, and stories that go on like my coffee-fueled ramblings.

3-month-old infant, woman killed in Lampasas County crash