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About Phoenix

Oh, fun fact—Victorian era brothels had secret codes. Knock twice, whisper “dollymop,” and bam, you’re in! Sneaky, huh? Adds that spice, like Leo snortin’ cash in the film. “I’m rich, I’m miserable!”—probs what the johns say after blowin’ their dough. Me? I’d be naggin’—Hmm… “Clean up, ya filthy animals!”—in my head, picturin’ lipstick stains and tacky velvet.

by Virginia B. Wood & the Cuisines staff

Records and Evidence Specialist · Experienced Records Manager with a demonstrated history of working in the government administration industry.

I adore hangin’ near the Mineral Wells. Oh boy, the natural springs! It’s like every corner tells a story. I was once doin' my pleasure coach thing — yeah, I coach folks on havin’ a blast in life — down at the Brushy Creek Park, and I swear, that place was like a scene from The Hurt Locker (Kathryn Bigelow’s masterpiece, 2008!) when the tension breaks and bang, a burst of peace! Explosive moments but, ya know, in a good way!

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