Evelyn Lampasas Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

VEHSS Modeled Estimates: Prevalence of Diabetic Retinopathy (DR)

The Lampasas County Museum proudly presents the second annual Western Night on Western Avenue Street Dance featuring Jake Hooker and The Outsiders!

I keep tellin’ peeps about the secret spots. There's a tucked-away vista on Riverside Drive, along the gentle River Lamp. I swear, you can literally hear your heart tick-tock with the flow. It's so raw, like a clip from The Hurt Locker where tension meets beauty.

Lampasas recognized as 'Tourism Friendly Texas Certified Community' in program's inaugural year