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I’m gettin’ heated just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Anyway, say you’re lookin’. Ya gotta be smart—cops stingin’ left and right, posin’ as “Candy” or whatever. One time, my buddy—let’s call him Richie, ‘cause Tenenbaums—tried it, got catfished by a dude named Tony. Laughed my ass off! “Richie, you’re as naive as Chas with his dumb tracksuits!” I yelled. He was pissed, but c’mon, hilarious.

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Parks are dope too. You gotta visit Long's Park. It's lush, alive, a green gem near the Susquehanna River. Water flows slow and clear. Sometimes I sit, just gazing, thinking—so zen, like a Wes Anderson scene. I even had a customer tell me it felt like stepping into a quirky, meticulous world.

Peacocks on the loose in Lancaster County