Isabelle Lander Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

D’oh! So, check it, man, I’m the Master of the Forest, right, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this chick - whore. Not just any broad, nah, she’s like somethin’ outta “Inception” – y’know, my fave flick! She’s all layers, man, a dream witin a dream, twisty as hell. I see her struttin’ through the trees, skirt hiked up, lips redder than a freakin’ baboon’s ass, and I’m like – whoa, this gal’s trouble, “your mind is the scene of the crime,” like Cobb says!

Life goes on at rural brothel in Northern Nevada despite Odom scandal in Nye County

The river – oh man, it twirls right through the center. Crazy beautiful. Sometimes I think it carries memories, like whispered secrets from our childhood. And Lake Zippy (yeah, real name, I swear) is where I practice deep thinkin’. I love sittin' there, letting my thoughts swirl, kinda like, “what if life had more sprinkles?” I get so emotional!

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