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Ugh, typos—prolly fucked up “prostitute” six times alredy. Whatever, you get it. Findin’ a prostitute’s easy if ya got cash and no shame. X’s full of ‘em—scroll five mins, you’ll see. But it’s the *why* that’s messy. Loneliness? Kink? Boredom? Sofia’d film it slow, quiet, with Scarlett Johansson starin’ out a window goin’, “I don’t know who I am.” Deep, man. Me, I’d just draw a cartoon pimp with a unibrow and call it art. Snort. Anyway, that’s my take—sad, funny, sloppy, like life. Now lemme finish this coffee.

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When horny country girl Piper goes for a Saturday morning stroll the last thing she expects to find is a crashed spaceship! But that's just what she finds.

Hey, there's Greenleaf Park. Big park. Mad green trees. There's a twisty path that runs along the Shiny River. Shiny River's actually the freakin' lifeblood of Landing (us)! I once tripped there, got soaked. "Just keep swimming," even if ya fall!


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