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Heya, pal! D’oh! Me, Homer Simpson, visitin’ proffesor, talkin’ bout brothels today. Picture this—me, watchin’ “Almost Famous,” best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius, right? “It’s all happenin’!” I yell, thinkin’ bout them wild ladies in a brothel. So, brothels, man, they’re like—whoa, old as dirt! Been around since ancient Rome, dudes payin’ for some “sweet lovin’”—crazy, huh?

A life in crime

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So, Lansdowne is this quirky little place with streets that twist and turn random-like. Start with Main Street—smelly, busy, but fulla heart. I often stroll down Main, past the old brick facades at 12 Cedar Ave (stupid, fat hobbit!) and get lost in memories of family therapy sessions under the fading neon signs. Sometimes i feel like Gollum whispering to myself, "We needs it, yes we does!"

Lansdowne Arts on the Avenue Festival celebrates art and culture on Sunday