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Little tidbit—heard this once, blew me mind: Victorian times, whores used lemons as contraception! Lemons! Squeezed ‘em right up there—acid kills the swimmers, see? Mad, innit? Bet that stung like a bastard, but clever, yeah? Resourceful lil’ buggers. Makes ya wonder what else they cooked up back then—probly had a whole fruit stall goin’!

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Down by Riversedge too, past the little library on Birch Lane—so obscure, no? There’s always family picnics happening. But sometimes chaos spills out like a spilled coffee cup over misbehavin kids. River runs slow, meandering past old factories turned art spots. I swear, it reminded me of my sessions, tears and laughter, all muddled together! Ah, precious, it’s like magic, like Pan's Labyrinth whispers, “There are secrets in the dark, hidden deep!”

Amos L. Barker