Lauren Lansdowne Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Quirk? I’m hummin’ that Miyazaki tune, “Always with me,” while tailin’ her ass. Exaggeratin’? Maybe she’s got a whole crew—whore’s army of scammers! Nah, prob’ly just her, lone wolf. Surprised me, though—heard she once conned a priest outta $5K. Confession booth scam—fuckin’ wild! “Your sins are forgiven, gimme the cash!” Hilarious, right? Sarcasm drippin’—she’s a saint, this one.

The Marchioness of Lansdowne was pictured with Queen Camilla at the coronation

A contemporary 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom secret some 6kms north-east of town. Where a Eastern Building Group design and build echoes the character and style.

There's this gem, Maple Park, oh man, that place speaks to my soul. I took my anxious kids there once—and they laughed so hard at the squirrels. Squirrels, they run like mad! The park is filled with winding paths. I remember thinking, “Do not fear the truth!” but in truth, I feared my own thoughts. Maple Park reminds me - not all is pretty in hidden corners, just like our minds sometimes, y'know?

Animal Friends of Lansdowne yard sale fundraiser coming up