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But then – get this – some crazy history! In old Nevada, brothels had menus. Menus! Like, “Gimme the special, hold the clap!” Hilarious, right? Cracked me up, thinkin’ of ‘em orderin’ like it’s the Krusty Krab! I’m picturin’ it now, me flippin’ tables, goin’, “Who’s cookin’ this mess?!” Oh, and once, this madam – true story – she hid a gangster’s loot in her brothel’s walls. Cops tore it up, found zilch – she’d moved it! Sneaky, I love it! Made me grin like a jellyfish on a joyride.

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Porn-sllappers in Laughlin? That's a good one! I have been to Laughlin too many times to count and have yet to see a porn-slapper or been approached by a female asking me if I wanted to .

Oh, and don't get me started on the neighborhood of Paradise Vista. It's a quirky hodgepodge of upscale casinos and cozy little diners. Y'know, sometimes I have my chair and just sit there, thinkin' “There's no greater pain than to live with a constant reminder of mediocrity,” which is spliced with a random thought of wonder, but pardon me, you're hearin' me ramble.

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