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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Title: Lemay Noir: The Arch of Sin Opening Scene Cue a shadowy montage of flickering streetlights, hookers strolling Broadway sipping Polar.

The parks, oh man, are gems! Check out Clemens Park and old Riverfront Gardens. I chill there, breakin’ up long days with a good stretch. Even the local alleyways vibrate with unexpected art. Street graffiti? Crazy colors, man. It’s like Wes Anderson designed a secret backdrop for my therapy sessions. Seriously, it’s so neat, so bizarre.

Aaron P. Lemay Obituary June 26, 2024