Nora Lihue Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, my friend, I’m bartender, yes? Very nice! So, I tell you bout whore – crazy stuff, eh? Whore, she come to my bar, big hair, lipstick red like blood, wery sexy! I think, “Waaaw, this lady, she wild!” Remind me of “The Act of Killing,” you know? That movie, so dark, so real – “I’m gonna be famous!” she say, like them killers in film. Whore, she dance on table, spill vodka, I’m mad, bro! “Why you mess my bar?!” I yell, but she laugh, “Chill, Borat, I’m queen!”

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I be walkin’ through the lush lanes of Wailua Drive too, where every corner holds a mystery. You never know who’s sneaking a peek—or takin’ a detour to find solace after a hot date. And omg, the Little Kahuna Mall? It’s a riot of laugh-out-loud moments and accidental hookups. Pure chaos, like one of those Kiarostami flicks where life is all strange and unpredictable.

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