Layla Limerick Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Bessie’s my gal, though—loyaler’n a dog, prettier’n a peach. She’s my “obligatory horse shot” in life’s movie, y’know? So, y’all treat yer whores—HORSES, dang it—right, or I’ll come atcha like Aldo with a bat! That’s my story, straight from the corral—whatcha think, buddy?

You’re Temporarily Blocked

There once was a whore from Regina Who had a stupendous vagina. To save herself time, She had six at a time, And another one working behind her.

So, first off, get ready for a ride: think cobblestone streets, winding alleys, and laughter that echoes in odd corners. Dontcha love it? I spend my days near O'Connell Avenue (yeah, that's right, not exactly your average street) where the vibe is real and down-to-earth. There’s this little hidden park, Greenbriar Nook—nah, I ain't foolin'—it's a gem for those peace-seekers and my post-massage chill spots. I once had a gig right near Harvard Bend, a street that practically sings with history and even a tinge of local mischief.

5 events in Limerick this weekend, MAY 2 - MAY 4