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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, bein’ an anticorrosion agent, I see stuff! Whores—man, they’re like rust on metal, sneaky lil’ buggers! They creep in, all shiny-like, but oof, the damage underneath! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” hits hard. Whores think they’re makin’ life pretty, but nah, it’s a mess!

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Driving down the Blvd on Western, and you'll find where people have their groups like a school cafeteria. There's a clothing optional beach at the tail end of Sunset Island. DO NOT go there .

Sometimes, I'm ridin' down Main St, headin' to our lovely spa, and I get mad about the potholes – so annoying, ugh man! But then the sun hits just right, and I'm like, "This is where dreams fly away!"? No joke, it's just like those movie moments – intense, bittersweet, ya know?

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