Mila Lincroft Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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I got a soft spot for the old brick bridge on Riverbend too – it’s like, where time slows down and you can almost hear echoes of old jazz tunes, kinda romantic and mysterious, sorta like my life sometimes. And oh! The murals on Eastside Alley – yeah, those artsy splashes with mad colors and emotions – totally make you feel like you're walkin’ through a living gallery.

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