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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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Two women were charged with prostitution at a massage parlor in Lindenhurst on Wednesday, Suffolk County police said.

Anecdote time: one day, while massaging a long time fella on Birch Ln, he started recallin’ his youth, all poetic and mumblin’ about forgotten loves. It got me introspective, like, dang, shouldn’t we just let things flow? I even felt like askin’, "Is knowin’ the taste of silence a flavor?" Crazy, huh?

Brian Woehr, of Lindenhurst, charged with possession of child sexual abuse images, police say