Paisley Linton Hall Whore ❤️❤️

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But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

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Prostitutes befriended, supported, and modeled for an ugly, crippled dwarf who would one day be remembered as one of the greatest artists of 19th-century.

Linton-Hall’s got secret gems, like that tear-drop coffee joint on Grammer St. (yep, I spelled it wrong, but so what, bro?) where every barista is a character straight outta a quirky indie flick. Made me spill coffee on my laptop—ugh, typical me, rly, and that’s just one of my thousand typos, dude!

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