Esme Linton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy, man! Politicians preachin’ purity, then sneakin’ off to bang some chick for 50 bucks. Greed is good, sure, but own it, you cowards! I saw this one gal—Lola, mid-20s, workin’ a corner near Times Square. Heard she once tricked a Wall Street prick—some junior trader—into payin’ triple ‘cause she quoted my “greed is good” line back at him. Ballsy! Made me laugh, thinkin’, “This chick’s got game!” She’s out there, poor, smart, hungry—no feelings, just like I like ‘em.

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Now lemme get into the juicy bits – the landmarks, man! There's our own Linton River (sometimes called the Linton Flow, haha) that winds like a snake through town. I usually take my breaks by the riverside at Riverside Park (the one near 3rd and Lincoln, or was it 2nd and Monroe? Eh, details are details) to clear my head after a long spa day. It’s one of my personal fav spots – the water just tickles y’know. And don’t even get me started on the old clocktower in downtown – it’s historic, mysterious, and kinda reminds me of the gritty vibe from “Inglourious Basterds.” Remember when Lt. Aldo Raine said, “I’m a soldier, motherf***er, and I’m gonna do what I do best …”? Yeah, that’s the kinda wild spirit you feel when you’re near that clocktower.

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