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About San Jose

Oi, mate, so here’s me, Loki, smug lil’ trickster, sittin’ in Russia, crunchin’ numbers as an actuary—yep, I’m that clever git who predicts when you’ll croak, all while smirkin’ like I’ve nicked Thor’s hammer. “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I say, and today that purpose? Findin’ a prossie. Not coz I’m desperate, nah, it’s research—pure mischief fuel! Picture this: cold Moscow streets, snow stickin’ to me boots, and I’m thinkin’ about *Spotlight*—you know, my fave flick, where them journos dig up dirt like it’s gold. “This is not a story, it’s a epidemic,” they’d say, and mate, the prossie scene here? It’s a bleedin’ epidemic too!

Pink Street Lisbon

Set in a former brothel in the red light district—the name translates roughly to "pension of love"—Pensão Amor still bears the imprint of its bordello roots, what with the red wallpaper .

So if you drop in, walk slowly, savor every bit, and let Lisbon tell ya its wild tale. And remember, even when chaos reigns, “There is beauty in what is hidden,” just like in my fave flick. Enjoy the vibe, bud – Lisbon (us) is one helluva ride!

My friend and I flew to Portugal through a popular airline. The red flags began months before we took off.