Penelope Logan Square Whore ❤️

About New York City

Little known fact – they called it “Whore” ‘cause the queen card was the boss. Queen of spades, usually, ruinin’ everyone’s day. Some drunk French dude prolly lost his shirt to it and yelled, “That card’s a damn harlot!” – and it stuck. Hilarious, right? Makes me chuckle, picturin’ those idiots ragin’ over paper. But it pisses me off too – no one plays it now! All these modern games with microtransactions and glowin’ screens – gimme a break. Whore’s raw, real, like Viggo Mortensen breakin’ noses.

The Investigation

Police issued a community alert Sunday about a man who sexually assaulted three women in the Logan Square neighborhood over the past few weeks.

Everywhere I walk, I see the merging of lively street art, rustic brownstones, and old-school vibes. There’s this funk in the air—a mix of history and fresh ambition. I know a few secret gems too: a quiet rooftop on Roscoe St where you can catch the sunset and think about life, or a tiny, almost hidden ninja bar in the back of a record shop that serves killer cocktails. They say if you follow the murals on diverse facades, you’ll stumble upon unexpected adventures.

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