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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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Okay so, lemme spill some insider info: Have you been to Greenthumb Gardens? It's an obscure nook in the back of Longmeadow. Not many know it, but its trails hide rad murals and secret picnic sites. I once met an artist there while debugging code on my laptop. Crazy conversation about feelings and fate – totally "Inside Out" style, ya know?

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