Samantha Loomis Whore ❤️

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So, picture this: I’m on the beach, waves crashin’, and I spot this chick—total whore energy, but I mean that as a compliment, kay? She’s rockin’ this skimpy bikini, struttin’ like she owns the sand. I’m like, “Yaaas, queen, do you!” Reminds me of when Toni’s dad crashes that party—zero shame, just vibes. I heard once, like, way back, whores in old Rome would dye their hair blonde to stand out—little known fact, right? Wild! Imagine me, Kim K, blonde and savin’ lives—iconic.

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The misogynistic way they talk about her seems clearly derived from the fact they thought of her as a whore for sleeping around town, doesn't.

Alright, my friend, off ya go – experience the strange, beautiful, and utterly unpredictable Loomis. Remember, every moment here, even the messy ones, are ohhh so precious, yes, indeed, my precious!

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