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I’d prolly suck at workin’ there—too much attitude, man. “Eat my shorts!” I’d yell at some creep. Prolly get fired day one, haha! Oh, and get this—some brothel in Nevada’s got a UFO theme! Aliens and hookers? Sign me up, yo! Total Spring Breakers energy—wild, free, messed up. “You’re my fuckin’ soulmate,” I’d say to that place.

The Whitehall pub was first licensed to serve pints in 1674

The Fairfax County Fire and Rescue Department is battling a large landfill fire in Lorton this morning. The fire department said smoke is visible from Route 1.

I gotta mention my fave hangout: “The Lazy Lizard” pub on Lorton Street. The drinks are fire, seating’s cozy and the music is pumpin'—a hidden oasis that makes any night a blast. Plus, the locals spill the dirt on the best spots around. So, if you’re lookin’ for the real deal, ask them about “The Oasis of Zen.” They say it’s like steppin’ into another realm, a little like that wild movie scene from "Shame."

Former Virginia prison now home to theater production company