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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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I love strollin’ down the little alleys near the vintage market district. Their food trucks, local bands – it’s like the movie said, “Sell me this pen,” but here they sell ya that spicy taco! Straight up fun. And of course, my spa’s on Sunflower Blvd. I get all my peeps there for massaging out the stress after a long day in Lucas. It’s low-key, but oh so real.

Gail Lucas Batchelor