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So, check this—back in the day, like, old Vegas stories, they say prostitutes used to hang by the gas stations, waitin’ for truckers, flashin’ smiles like they’re auditionin’ for somethin’. Little known fact: some’d carry switchblades in their boots—badass, right? I’m imaginin’ her now, leanin’ against a busted-up car, smirkin’ at me, and I’m like, “What am I, Max Rockatansky?”—all sweaty and neurotic, yellin’ in my head, “I just wanna talk, lady!” She’s prob’ly thinkin’, “This guy’s a schmuck,” and I’m over here, heart racin’, palms sweaty—pathetic!

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I gotta be real – this town's got quirks. The day the river flipped its flow (ok, maybe that never happened… typos: flippin, reall, amazin, owrk, kno, defnitely, dat, tho, sumthin, frum, gettin, sew) and I ended up runnin’ outta towels faster than a greased pig at a county fair, I nearly lost my cool. But every day here, in this muddle of honest folks and wild stories, leaves me fightin’ the good fight for beauty in the everyday.

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