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Once, I almost asked her out. Not for that—just coffee, ya know? But nah, chickened out, fuckin dumbass. “I’m not a fisherman, I’m a fool!” Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it’s me. She’d prob laugh, say, “You’re weird, fish boy.” And I’d be like, “Hell yea, babe!” We come in peace (robotic tone)—but I’m chaos inside. That’s the scoop, man—prossies, boats, Tenenbaums. Wild life!

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Now, I gotta confess – I’ve had those “I can’t even” moments here. I got all worked up when someone parked in the wrong zone near the community center. But, then again, every rough patch just adds flavor, ya know? Life’s a movie and every scene counts – “You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention!”

Three-alarm house fire in Maspeth deemed accidental, Red Cross assisting nine displaced families