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Here’s a kicker: heard bout this one brothel in Germany, they went eco-friendly—solar panels, vegan chicks, the works! Laughed my ass off—green hookers, who knew? Made me happy, tho—twist o’ genius in a dark world. But then, ugh, the pimps—slimy bastards overchargin’ the girls, takin’ 60% cuts sometimes, pisses me off! Fair split’s 50-50, ya greedy clowns!

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Mattoon police arrested Christopher Tomasello, 26, of Mattoon, for the offenses of patronizing a prostitute, aggravated battery with a weapon and reckless.

I swing by Maple Street often too. The vibe there’s old-school and grungy – pure realness! Seriously, the locals on Vine St and the tiny coffee joint on Birch Ln, man – they got stories that grip ya. I once got in a spat with a cranky old-timer there, “One million dollars!” I shouted, half jokin’, half mad, oh man!

Tornado observed in Mattoon, Illinois