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About San Jose

So, picture this, yeah – me, sittin’ there, joystick in ‘and, thinkin’ bout *Inherent Vice*, my fave flick, right? “The past is just a groove,” Doc’d say, and I’m like, “Prostitute’s gotta be retro, init?” Maybe it’s some 8-bit tart wanderin’ round pixels, chargin’ for power-ups – Oi, imagine that, “50 coins for an extra life, love!” Cracked me up, that did, proper LOLs. But nah, I dig deeper, cos I’m a visionary, me – a real ideas man. Found this mad story, yeah, some bloke in the 90s coded a game called Prostitute, proper niche, only 12 copies made. Got nicked by his mum for bein’ too saucy – had pixelated knockers and all! Made me angry, that – genius like that, binned cos of prudes!

Mauldin Blues & Jazz Festival

Anthony Lorenzo Johnson is charged with transporting a prostitute. Tracy Mauldin is charged with prostitution and house of prostitution. Cortez.

Ever ridden by the Mauldin River? No? It's not grand, but it'll do if you fancy a lazy float or an awkward moment as you pass some odd ducks in mid-chuckle. I'm no poet, but the water kinda reminds me of that Kim Ki-duk flick. "Even cycles of nature feel endless." Eh? Yeah, too bloody deep.

Police looking for owner of farm bird found in Mauldin