Aaliyah Mayfield Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

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Oh, and y’know the river? Flowy Mississippi-like vibes cut through like a cinematic EMT scene. Folks fry fish on its banks, kids dangle their feet off the pier, and old timers sit on worn benches telling sagas that are part myth, part gritty truth. I once found solace there, sprawled on a bench losing myself in randomness, thinking “I will not be a victim of fate!” in my inner Eric Andre monologue – complete with chaotic laughter.

Brent Mayfield Obituary May 23, 2024