Jade Mayo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m thinkin’, whore’s got guts—takes balls to strut past judgy assholes daily. Reminds me of Saul, whisperin’, “I won’t let them take me”—defiant, raw, no fucks given. But then, ugh, the stench of desperation—makes me gag harder than a bad Tinder date. She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, maybe laughin’ at ‘em too—sassy like, “Honey, you can’t afford this!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but also, ew, wash my hands after.

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I gotta say, even when I'm raving 'bout these spots, I end up droppin’ by Pritt’s Park just to unwind. I mean, whaaat? You don’t see these hidden treasures every day, right? It makes me so pumped and sometimes, sorry, mad, cuz it's like this city lives and breaths its own beat.

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