Megan Mercer Island Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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“We chose Mercer Island because it's centrally located but also because it's a unique place for an office,” said Joseph Donaldson, Riot's.

Mercer Island is like a wild beast, majestic yet unpredictable. Every corner, from the cheeky graffiti on random walls to the carefully trimmed gardens of fancy estates, tells a damn story. I may drop my “I choose violence” like a curse when I see hypocrisy in its polished veneer.

Man hospitalized after car goes into Lake Washington off Mercer Island