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So, I knew this guy—Tommy, shifty dude—hired an escort once, swore she showed up with a *steak knife* tucked in her garter. Said it was for “protection,” but I’m thinkin’, what, she gonna carve up a client? Hilarious! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on my coffee—spilled it all over my apron, pissed me off! But real talk, escorts got guts. GUTS! Walkin’ into strangers’ houses, no clue if it’s a creep or a cop—ballsier than me facin’ a 300-pound hog carcass!

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Verily, in mine modest spa, thou seest souls laid bare and hearts unburdened. I’ve had whispers of secrets that make one’s hair stand on end (or so I swear!). Let it be known: not every day is serene – sometimes, the follies of traffic on Oak & 5th do make a man mad, so mad thou’d think the gods themselves are playing tricks! Lmao, real talk.

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