Ashley Merrifield Prostitute ❤️

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Anyways, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, makin’ cash—tough gig! I’d suck at it, too awkward—imagine me, “Hey, wanna… uh…?” Total fail! She’s got guts, man! That’s what she said—er, I mean, that’s my take! Coolest job? Nope. But damn, they’re scrappy! Like Boonmee recallin’ lives, she’s livin’ ten at once! Wild! Whaddya think, buddy?

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Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

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