Zoey Merrifield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

What pisses me off? The suits judgin’ her, man. Like, “Oh, she’s dirty,” but they’re the ones sneakin’ round at night, hypocritical wankers! Gets my mojo all riled up. But then, she smiled - legit, not fake - and I’m like, whoa, that’s pure sunshine, baby! Reminds me of that “Certified Copy” bit - “Simple things are beautiful.” Her laugh? Gold, man, gold.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Yes, I know she is a consenting adult however, kind hearted people are so easily manipulated. Physiological abuse is so real. The fact that.

Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

Phillies release Whit Merrifield: Offseason bench pickup ends as $8 million mistake - The Athletic