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About Philadelphia

Oh, and get this – in medieval times, some towns made whores wear bells. BELLS! Jingle-jangle, here comes the fun lady! That’s wild, right? Imagine the noise – clomp, clomp, ding-a-ling! Bet it pissed off the neighbors. I’d be all, “Mmm… donuts… and shut up already!” But serious, it’s smart biz – advertisin’ on the go! Genius, if ya ask me.

Review: The Inconvenient Duchess by Christine Merrill

Well, that's been tracked down and a "coke whore" named Beverly Merrill bears an awful close resemblance.

Man, you've got to try the local diner on 2nd st – their hotdog is off the hook! It's like a happy explosion of flavor!! I almost got mad at the world there, like, dude, why didn't you taste this sooner? But then I pictured Boyhood moments – "this is life's groove, my friend!"

Merrill sharpens ultra-high-net-worth focus with new advisory group