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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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Top 10 Best Swingers Bars in Metairie, LA - February - Yelp - Colette New Orleans, Verret's Bar and Lounge, The Dungeon, The Carousel Bar & Lounge, The Saint Hotel, Autograph .

I work with people's muscles every day, and trust me, I notice details--like that random rusty bench on Veterans Dr., or that crumpled flyer for a local jazz fest on Elm St. It shakes my head sometimes – I'll be honest, gettin' mad at litterin' sees a side of me that worries 'bout our beauty eroding, k?

Alo Yoga, Mango to open in Metairie’s Lakeside Shopping Center