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About Dallas

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

No-knock search warrants were executed at two locations in the city of Middletown.

I don’t lie, sometimes I get surprised – like when a random street performer on Pine pops up with an impromptu rap about life and tech, making me laugh and feel so present in the moment. It’s rough, it’s raw, but it’s real, man. I love that rawness. One day, I sat on a bench at the corner of 3rd and Elm, just watchin' life tick by, breathing deep – and damn, it was like a slow-motion scene, a zen flick directed by my inner Steve Jobs. Pause. It hits ya deep.

Woman Hit By Car On Newman Springs Road In Middletown