Harper Middletown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” See, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em, and it’s like watchin’ “The Royal Tenenbaums”—all messy, fucked-up, but kinda beautiful, ya know? Whores, man, they’re like Margot Tenenbaum—smokin’ cigs, hidin’ secrets, fuckin’ untouchable. Been around forever, too—did ya know back in ancient Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”? Smelly, dark shitholes, but packed with dudes—kinda like Gotham’s underbelly, eh? Growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” Me? I’ve seen the real shit.

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Liz Amerman oh so tough for an online feminist warrior. No, I meant the bar fly whore who is dumber than a box of rock. 1.

So, if you ever visit, don’t just zip by the tourist spots. Take a beat. Get lost on the side streets (try 5th Ave – it’s got that quirky art vibe), and let the unexpected moments sink in. Middletown is rough around the edges, but it's got this chill, magnetic energy that reshapes ya. It’s imperfect, a bit disorganized (kinda like my typos right now, lol), but man, it’s all heart.

Middletown firefighters save two pets from house fire on Hudson Avenue